…that the next two weeks will offer more reruns. We’ll be back, tanned and rested, on March 12, and we’ll have Silver Hermit from Shaolin Temple by our side. See you then.

…will be made from 100% horse meat. We’ll also be showing Laser Mission. Yes, the one with Brandon Lee. You’re welcome.

Also, a programming note: The next month is going to be very erratic for the Fu crew, with more reruns, even though we just got back from reruns. Again. The schedule will settle back out in mid-March, though, so stick with us until then, won’t you?

Yup. I know we just had a whole month off for the holidays, but it’s time for more reruns. (Director Matt has to serve the next two weeks in the pokey for “public pantslessness.”)

We’ll return live on Feb. 12, and we’ll be bringing TNT Jackson with us. See you then!

Episode 66 – Original air date 01/15/10

The movie: Black Cobra 2 (1988, dir. Stelvio Massi)

Rogue supercop Robert Malone is back! This time, he’s off to the Phillippines, where he’s gotta work side by side with that guy who played Spider-Man in that crappy live-action TV series. Remember that show? The one with the awful effects and the wacka-jawacka music and the Spidey suit that looked like pajamas? Yeah, that’s the one. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. Robert Malone and Spider-Man, together at last.

The Fu:

Hey, have you heard all about the scandal involving Jay Leno and the Tonight Show? You have? About eight billion times in the past four days? Well, buckle up for eight milion and one. Our big, clever take on the whole thing is that Jay Leno looks like a potato. Meanwhile, Stu brought his nephew to the show, Bernie hasn’t gotten over Avatar, and Dave’s Santa suit has become some sort of health hazard. Welcome to twenty ten! Or two thousand ten, if you want to say it like a jerk.

Episode 65 – Original air date 12/18/09

The Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990, dir. Damian Lee)

Before he was Gov. Jesse “The Mind” Ventura, he was Jesse “The Guy Who Starred in Some Terminator Rip-off” Ventura. (He may have also had another nickname, too, but I can’t remember it right now.) He plays Abarax, a space cop on the trail of Sven-Ole Thorsen, who’s come to Earth to impregnate our women, or something. There’s a lot of glowing hands and references to VD, and then Jesse gets bare-ass naked with a little boy. Merry Christmas, indeed!

The Fu:

Swear Jar helped rock the house for our big Christmas special, because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like three songs about death, murder, and death. The Mobile Home Movies gang got their own show off the ground by talking about some movie about giant Smurfs, Santa got a naughty surprise in his workshop, Ryan and Jack got a jolt of Rednog, and, hey, was that McDuffy? And with that, we say goodbye to 2009. Happy Fu Year!