Episode 61 – Original air date 11/13/09 The Movie: Chinese Godfather (1974, dir. Lai Chien) Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child… wait, what? This isn’t the Francis Ford Coppola classic, [...]
Episode 60 – Original air date 11/06/09 The Movie: The Master (1984, dir. Robert Clouse and Ray Austin) What do you get when you combine the awesomeness of Lee Van Cleef, the hotness of Demi Moore, the funkiness of Clu Gulagher, the utter toolness of Timothy Van Patten, and the A-Team van? It’s “The Master,” [...]
Episode 59 – Original air date 10/30/09 The Movie: Devil’s Dynamite (1987, dir. Joe Livingstone) Everybody loves Cox! In this sorta-sequel, kinda-remake, total-ripoff of “Robo Vampire,” ex-con Stephen Cox and some guy in a Prince of Space costume take on hopping vampires, drug smugglers, and his smokin’ ex, all on the trail of that sweet [...]
It’s a rerun next week, because we’re all sure to be in turkey coma. Join us Dec. 4 as we return live with The Guy from Harlem. Solid!
You know what goes great with next week’s Thanksgiving episode? A little Jive Turkey. Get it? (It’s genius ideas like this that earn us the big bucks.)