Episode 66 – Original air date 01/15/10 The movie: Black Cobra 2 (1988, dir. Stelvio Massi) Rogue supercop Robert Malone is back! This time, he’s off to the Phillippines, where he’s gotta work side by side with that guy who played Spider-Man in that crappy live-action TV series. Remember that show? The one with the [...]

Episode 65 – Original air date 12/18/09 The Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990, dir. Damian Lee) Before he was Gov. Jesse “The Mind” Ventura, he was Jesse “The Guy Who Starred in Some Terminator Rip-off” Ventura. (He may have also had another nickname, too, but I can’t remember it right now.) He plays [...]

Episode 64 – Original air date 12/11/09 The Movie: Showdown at the Cotton Mill (1978, dir. Wu Ma) Two fighters, one prophecy, the drug trade, and the Man with Soft Fingers. We may have messed up the translation somewhere. The Fu: So Jonny Mac comes to us before the show and tells us he has [...]

Episode 63 – Original air date 12/04/09 The Movie: The Guy from Harlem (1977, dir. Rene Martinez, Jr.) John Shaft. Truck Turner. Cleopatra Jones. And… Al Connors? Yup, he’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks, fresh out of Harlem and busting chops in Miami. (Think of this as “Beverly [...]

Episode 62 – Original air date 11/20/09 The Movie: Jive Turkey (1974, dir. Bill Brame) The gang war heats up when the Italian mob puts the heat on the leader of the neighborhood numbers racket. Somewhere in the middle, there’s a drag queen hitwoman and a drug lovin’ granny and a barbershop. But no turkeys. [...]