Episode 65 – Original air date 12/18/09
The Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990, dir. Damian Lee)
Before he was Gov. Jesse “The Mind” Ventura, he was Jesse “The Guy Who Starred in Some Terminator Rip-off” Ventura. (He may have also had another nickname, too, but I can’t remember it right now.) He plays Abarax, a space cop on the trail of Sven-Ole Thorsen, who’s come to Earth to impregnate our women, or something. There’s a lot of glowing hands and references to VD, and then Jesse gets bare-ass naked with a little boy. Merry Christmas, indeed!
Swear Jar helped rock the house for our big Christmas special, because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like three songs about death, murder, and death. The Mobile Home Movies gang got their own show off the ground by talking about some movie about giant Smurfs, Santa got a naughty surprise in his workshop, Ryan and Jack got a jolt of Rednog, and, hey, was that McDuffy? And with that, we say goodbye to 2009. Happy Fu Year!