Episode 61 – Original air date 11/13/09
The Movie: Chinese Godfather (1974, dir. Lai Chien)
Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child… wait, what? This isn’t the Francis Ford Coppola classic, but some chop socky number also known by the lame title “The Chivalrous Knight”? And all that happens here is that a couple brothers get caught up in a war between two gangs? Man, that’s lame. We’re talking Sofia Coppola-replacing-Winona Ryder lame.
Another Fu on a Friday the 13th, and the bad luck piles on with Mike Meyers jokes gone sour, Brando impressions gone nutty, and Narrator-in-a-Box gone weird. At least Stu found himself a secret admirer, so that’s good. Squeeze, baby, squeeze!